Clap When the Fiddle Plays

A friend and his wife were playing a fiddle tune which was toe-tapping good.  The audience began to clap to the beat.  He was not happy about this and said that this could cause the performers to lose the rhythm.  Perhaps so, however, this is my opinion.

Don’t cry, it’s just a movie.

If you laugh too hard your make-up will smear.

 I really want to play that game, but what if I lose!

Don’t kiss me here, people are watching!

My child is running—running-running!  He’s going to win! 

Don’t scream too loud, he might get embarrassed.

Don’t sing too loud, you may be off key.

Your biological clock ticks to your biological rhythm.

That no one will hear unless you learn how to

Clap When the Fiddle Plays!